From the very beginning, God has held us back and punished us for trying to reach our full potential. Satan, on the other hand, has only tried to give us truth and knowledge.
Hmm. Come to think of it, that explains a lot of Christian Conservatism.
Hail Satan.
Missed opportunity to use the term “gender tines”
My mother saw 15 seconds of an episode of Digimon episode and decided it was satanic. Pokemon too. She banned that entire channel on Saturday mornings.
In digimon season …6? Gabumon was crucified. There’s also a whole category of demon lords.
This incident happened during season 1 if that gives any more context.
In Pokemon, you can keep God as a slave to do your bidding.
Is it toxic that I kind of agree with her? The main difference being that “satanic” is a compliment in my world.
The humble knifoon remains forgotten :(
These plastic things have been coming in the package when you buy kiwifruit (at least here in NZ) for yonks: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CGN35968
Some debate though as to whether that’s a knifoon or a
though :)KNORK
When you fork with a knook
I already regularly use forks to cut things, knork makes perfect sense to me.
Where are they getting the L, A, Y, and D from? Stoopid!
Spifes have made it to the UK too.
Forks are bi as hell, they penetrate and have their gaps filled in turn.
Next to the portable outhouse, the spork is God’s greatest gift to mankind!
I say burn the heretic!
Everyone knows that the devil’s actual utensil is that unholy threek.
Funny enough, I always associated forks with femenine and spoons with masculine, don’t know why.
I identify as spork now
Live long and prosper
In german forks are feminine and spoons are masculine. I hope speaking German isn’t satanic for having trans-utensils.
Which gender do sporks land in?
In German it’s called “Der Göffel” a mix of “Der Löffel” (spoon) and “Die Gabel” (fork). So it’s masculine from the Löffel part.
It’s funny how the word mix is backwards in German/English. English has fork at the end of the word and German spoon.
In romanian, both are feminine and knives are the secret third gender
In French they’re both feminine and knives are masculine.
secret third gender
Sounds awesome. At what level of the game is it unlocked?
Hell yeah, I want my language to be satanic!
German is probably a fair choice then.
It sounds Satanic but when you actually hear Satanic chants/rites/etc. they’re usually in Latin. If someone were to make a language that mixed Germanic and Romance sources, then, it would truly be the language of evil.
If such an abomination exists, then I have some very good news for you and other Anglophones.
Woke spork
First, this is not a “spork” but a Fpoon.
Then as others have pointes it out, other languages give them different gender. In French, a spoon and a fork are feminine nouns. So this is also a lesbian icon.
I just bought a set of four from Ikea the others day.
They look insufficiently sharp to do the fork part of their job
Hmm, I don’t think I’ve ever noticed outie sporks. Mine is an innie, like this one.
Satanic spork
