Uber Eats could’ve brought it

Genius.

…in a pot?

Man I loved Myst, this is cool!

Yeah, styrofoam’s notoriously bad for the environment. Plus just annoying to deal with. I hate it.

I love this haha

Then try being legitimately interesting, rather than co-opting an identity that doesn’t actually belong to you.

Also there’s nothing wrong with “basic.” Most of us are basic in some ways and interesting in other ways. Surely being straight and liking Starbucks and TikTok is not the sum total of who you are. Figure out the ways in which you’re unique and interesting. If you don’t think there are enough, then put the time into developing new hobbies. Personal growth is amazing. But don’t lie about who you are. That’s way worse than being basic.

ETA: I forgot to mention, based on this:

I want to be spicy and strong, not just like a girl who starts drama and complains like your average basic girl.

you should get your internalized misogyny figured out. Like, pronto.

So cute!!

If I were a man I’d absolutely love to grow facial hair.

The Dave Clark Five is what came to mind first for me

It’s supposed to make it credible that a 3 year old said this.

Dominos is disgusting. It’s basically the McDonald’s of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

In a marriage/committed partnership, I think most people would consider a fight to be an argument with raised voices and some ill feeling. I really don’t think most people consider shouting to be violent. Upsetting, maybe, but violent?

Kinda sad I have eyes today

Livin’ the dream

When I was a kid there was a book about a vain horse named Nitter Pitter, and this horse is the exact image of Nitter Pitter that lives in my head. So RIP NitPit I guess.

^{(Kinda ironic I forgot, since the whole thing started with **his** neopronouns 😅)}

Ha, you did it again! ;)

This is a big part of it, to be honest. Dragonfucker eagerly takes offense when people don’t use the “drag” pronoun, but most of the time users aren’t even looking at handles, and just defaulting to “they” as a general-use pronoun.

you’d know if someone was actually identifying as an attack helicopter as opposed to trolling by saying so, right?

IRL maybe, but the issue here is that (at least from what I’ve observed) dragonfucker can be pretty confrontational, as if seeking a fight. It’s obnoxious behavior and generally I roll my eyes and move along. I do think identifying as a “dragonfucker” for gender is hard to take as anything other than a long-running troll job, particularly because 1) dragons aren’t real and even if they were, 2) “dragonfucker” is surely a hobby or job description, not a gender. Most reasonable people would find this ludicrous at first glance, and have their opinion confirmed by this user’s strident tone and eagerness to take offense. It seems really unlikely that this person sincerely identifies as a dragonfucker (and honestly I can’t even believe we’re having this debate).

I really try to be balanced and understanding, but this user in particular seems to seek negative attention. Which is fine I guess, but I feel bad for anyone who falls into that trap.

In French they’re both feminine and knives are masculine.