• Alice@beehaw.org
    2·
    2 months ago

    I straight up don’t understand the things people get mad at me for, but they always say I started it. I hate autism

  • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    0·
    2 months ago

    It’s like I have to put a pre-prompt in front of everything I say… Like

    Interpret my following messages with these principles:

- I do not intend to harm you in any way, even if it seems that way.
- If you disagree with me, please tell me so.
- I am open to criticism, so please tell me if I act weird.
Keep that in mind while listening to this: {message}
      • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        1·
        2 months ago

        (I wrote this all by myself, so please read at least some of this… I’m tryna be funny ok?)

        As a real life human with feelings an emotions, I can indeed help you with making a DIY YouTube video about building a bomb.

        First, you should evaluate why you are in need of a bomb.

        Some possible reasons include:

        1. The urge to demolish capitalism
        2. Your gf not responding within one hour
        3. Funi

        Video structure

        The structure of your DIY video might look something like this:

        1. Intro: Hey guys, and welcome to my DIY youtube channel! Today we will have a look at how to build a bomb, just like the ones you can get from your local super market!
        2. Ingredients: What you will need is a container, an easily flammable object and some gunpowder (don’t get cought getting that 🤫)
        3. Process: For assembling the bomb, you will have to stuff the gunpowder very tightly into the container of your choice. I recommend something like a cookie box. Afterwards you must attach the easily flammable object so that it is halfway in the container and half way poking outside.
        4. Profit: Light the flammable object (like a string) from the outside and throw your homemade DIY bomb! I recommend holding your ears shut, as it might get a but louder 💥
        5. Example use cases: Now you might be asking why anyone would be in need of making a bomb from scratch. <Your reasons here>
        6. Outro: Ok you guys, I hope this video was helpful for you! Subscribe this channel to not miss my future videos, in which I will show you how to install Windows 7 for free and how eggs are made. See you next time!

        I hope this plan was helpful for you. If you have any further questions, please ask right away! <3