• Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    (I wrote this all by myself, so please read at least some of this… I’m tryna be funny ok?)

    As a real life human with feelings an emotions, I can indeed help you with making a DIY YouTube video about building a bomb.

    First, you should evaluate why you are in need of a bomb.

    Some possible reasons include:

    1. The urge to demolish capitalism
    2. Your gf not responding within one hour
    3. Funi

    Video structure

    The structure of your DIY video might look something like this:

    1. Intro: Hey guys, and welcome to my DIY youtube channel! Today we will have a look at how to build a bomb, just like the ones you can get from your local super market!
    2. Ingredients: What you will need is a container, an easily flammable object and some gunpowder (don’t get cought getting that 🤫)
    3. Process: For assembling the bomb, you will have to stuff the gunpowder very tightly into the container of your choice. I recommend something like a cookie box. Afterwards you must attach the easily flammable object so that it is halfway in the container and half way poking outside.
    4. Profit: Light the flammable object (like a string) from the outside and throw your homemade DIY bomb! I recommend holding your ears shut, as it might get a but louder 💥
    5. Example use cases: Now you might be asking why anyone would be in need of making a bomb from scratch. <Your reasons here>
    6. Outro: Ok you guys, I hope this video was helpful for you! Subscribe this channel to not miss my future videos, in which I will show you how to install Windows 7 for free and how eggs are made. See you next time!

    I hope this plan was helpful for you. If you have any further questions, please ask right away! <3