It’s like a sweetened, fizzy sassafras drink. Pretty good depending where you get it.

The USA has a weird thing where we use the words for alcoholic drinks to describe non-alcoholic ones. We also call spiced fruit drinks “cider” and actual cider “hard cider”. Not sure why.

Maybe Homer’s got shit he’s not telling Marge

Just because you’re aro or aroace doesn’t mean you don’t understand heartache and loss. When we empathize with fictional characters, is it because we’ve been through exactly what they’ve been through? Doubtful, because then fantasy wouldn’t exist. But we’ve had similar emotions, so it resonates.

I don’t really see why songs would be any different.

There are better CAD memes, imo. I forget their url, but there’s someone on Tumblr who does really good surreal edits.

I think CAD is kind of a fascinating trainwreck in how it stumbled down the gimmick-comic-to-dramedy pipeline. Loss is one symptom of that, but god, there’s so much more, and “it’s bad because a comedy decided to do a serious episode!!” doesn’t cover it.

Everyone loved the only guy in youth group who watched Homestar Runner.

Too bad we have to be mean to bugs every other day of the year

I really like YouTube Revanced on Android, it’s a patcher that includes an ad blocker as well as a ton of other QOL fixes.

But I understand why more people don’t fuck with it, because if you install it wrong, your app will bug in the weirdest ways. Like my YouTube app kept getting renamed with the content of my last error message.

This is what my family thinks public school is like

Anyone else instinctively look for the Obvious Plant logo?

That’s actually the joke of the original comic. The kid calls the guy Shrek, and the mom apologizes for her daughter’s rudeness before saying something like “no, that’s just an ugly bald man”.

I like how every time it gets edited, there are people in the comments who notice the Shrek similarity but don’t always agree if it’s intentional. The artist did a good job on that front.

I thought they were just trying to hammer home how wild it was for the file to get that big, since it’s just a text file.

I straight up don’t understand the things people get mad at me for, but they always say I started it. I hate autism

They look ridiculous but it’s more the way her shirt clings to them like it has actual sleeves for the tits, I think.

Counterpoint: human sinners’ sweat and tears make hell so humid that SpongeBob doesn’t feel a thing.