It does, but it’s wrong, dammit!

That name always bugged me. “Peachette” was so called because she was a combo of Peach and Toadette. A combo of Peach and Bowser would be “Peachser” or something like that.

there’s nothing on it that’s remotely appealing to me, so I guess I’m a bit biased and dismissive.

Precisely. Just because YOU don’t like them doesn’t mean they don’t exist. As far as non-remakes from that list go, I only liked Pikmin 4, Mario Wonder, and Echoes of Wisdom.

I recall reading something about Nintendo wanting to include Denuvo in the Switch 2. Will be interesting to see whether or not this one’s games and consoles are cracked wide open as readily as before.

Metroid Prime 4 is already confirmed to be a Switch 1 title. Maybe it can be programmed to run better when on the Switch 2?

The rumor is that the price is going to be $450 for just the console and $500 for the console with Mario Kart bundled. May or may not be true, but it’s certainly plausible given how expensive electronics have gotten since 2017. I was thinking of pre-ordering after the Apr. 2 Direct, but if that price is accurate I’ll look into getting a Steam Deck instead. A lower price was the biggest advantage the original Switch had.

It works for Sony.

It occurred to me that this is the first time Nintendo has ever not used some new weird naming convention for a successor console. Just 2.

I get why - the Switch was the successor of both their console and handhelds, and it did very well. Why change it?

True, true, they still assumed a binary choice. Withdrawn!

It would be impossible to smoke a cigarette underwater, so neither.

The pun is great, but they actually didn’t assume your tender because they asked what you wanted to use.

And how do you know they’re not taking a shit?

Sink’s too high for comfort, bathtub’s the way to go!

Darum.

Reason #5 will SHOCK you!

I’ve heard about it being taboo, but I never understood how anyone would even know a guy’s doing this.

no urinals

That’s what the bathtub/shower is for!