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That’s because erections during combat was a real thing.
Tits were not.
I have heard many a great tale about this mythical ‘tiddy’ that thirst parched men oft speak.
Some bro took an arrow to the banana and his friends were like, “WE NEED THE BLACKSMITH… RIGHT… FRIGGIN… NOW.”
Considering how often I instinctively shield my junk from damn near anything, my guess is that it started with the worlds biggest coward but theh when he did take an arrow to the
kneebanana others started thinking maybe bro had a point.I can’t prove it but I am more certain that the first bit of worn armour ever made was to protect some guys dick than I am about gravity.
Considerate of them to make sure your erection is covered when you pop a boner in the middle of combat.
Fear boner, hate boner, rage boner, workout boner, it’s gonna happen.
And with all that thinkin about boners now I got one.
