• Stamets@lemmy.worldOPM
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    17 days ago

    Considering how often I instinctively shield my junk from damn near anything, my guess is that it started with the worlds biggest coward but theh when he did take an arrow to the knee banana others started thinking maybe bro had a point.

    • peto (he/him)@lemm.ee
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      17 days ago

      I can’t prove it but I am more certain that the first bit of worn armour ever made was to protect some guys dick than I am about gravity.