I mean, imagine how much time and mobey you’d save! You can bury grandpa at 3, and get married at 4! You only need to rent one space (perhaps redecorate a bit) and one cake, and the best part? Everyone is already there, so you don’t have to invite them again.

Plus, you don’t even need two outfits if you just get clothes that are black on the inside and another color on the outside, and then just turn them over! If you’re wearing a suit, all you have to do is change your black tie to another one.

thanks. I edited it. I honestly have no idea how I do these types of things in my writing.

Gotta combine expenses and get the most out of your venue rental.