I genuinely doubt that anyone bought that? It doesn’t even look that good!

<:3

Mine is cooler, it has a hat

I too believe in equality! Pit slutty ass armor on them too… Wai wut?

Ooooor instead of all that they remembered that the fist american settlers were puritans chased out of britain for they were the wrong flavour of christians?

Oh welp, turns out an entire classification is based on on a randos personal preference! You learn new things every day…