That hack Torvalds keeps denying my pull request to implement /dev/aether which would immediately begin overwriting the entire disk and all other mounted storage with the repeating content of whatever is moved there.

There is nothing in /dev/null, and no man needs nothing.

Left.

That’s actually a form of puss comprised mostly of white blood cells and would be indicative of a pretty ripping bacterial infection.

But women get boobs that they can touch literally whenever they want to, so they win anyway. Also, who can do better? It’s not actually clear from the context.

Technically, it would be ‘vaginal fluid’ or ‘vaginal excretion’

Sell me on Helix real quick. I’ve heard about it and it looks interesting but I’m not sure what the hook is.

Does this allow for easy upgrades and/or are there any issues with local storage? I used to run it about an age and a half ago, but I’ve recently wanted to spin an instance back up for a few reasons. These things change so fast, I looked away and now I’m out of the loop.

You guys use an OS? I just push the electrons around my motherboard manually with a little magnet on a toothpick.