I’m not even really horny anymore. I just want someone to lay on top of me and just fucking crush my soul back in to my body while I cry.

That’s right, I just can’t remember anyone’s names.

Even the amount of pre-written stuff for Crusader Kings is insane.

I once got seduced and murdered by my own sister as revenge for murdering my brothers to inherit their kingdoms. The funny part was that the “getting seduced by my sister” part was apparently a scripted event based on actual history. And that’s just one example.