are 24h fast food places a thing??

the only “24h” thing near me is a pharmacy

once you stop seeing ESO as an Elder Scrolls game, and instead look at it as an MMO set in the world of the Elder Scrolls - it gets really fun

even for lore fanatics who don’t see ESO as canon it can still be fun to run around areas we haven’t seen since Arena! Sure, it probably won’t look like the real thing once we get TES: Elsweyr or TES: Black Marsh, but it’s the best we’ve got right now, and with the current lighting fast development of TES series a lot of us won’t live to play those games

subscription is mostly useful for infinite resources bag space, and free non-recent dlc access too i guess

and most content is indeed soloable, only time you need to interact with people is in some DLC dungeon and some veteran dungeons, and mostly just to listen to/explain boss rules so you don’t die every 10 seconds

wha?

i write down the ones that make me pull a “wtf” face after waking up lol!

my phone is only allowed to send me notifications if it’s:

• a human attempting to contact me

• weather

and only allowed make a sound if

• i’m watching a YouTube video

• i’m expecting a call

then i get into my mum’s car and her phone connected to Bluetooth reads out her spam email through the car speakers- 😐

it’s likewise for me with Czech my slavic friend! :) and i really have to squint my ears for that to work

i think spoken polish is easier to understand for other slavic language speakers, written polish well, sorry about that, we got carried away with spellings chrzebrzeszczyns away

brilliant thoughts and inventions from my dreams:

• a giant crab chanting “i ain’t gonna eat ya” (he eats you)

• selling ball gags in local chain grocery stores, later that store became the spot for an intergalactic peace treaty (with an angry Jesus-Buddha)

• vagina-mounted potato-cutting clock

• v for vendetta x the joker (where they kiss)

• buttplug that is also a phone, and your painting skill improves when you wear it

• Australia-US border with confusing right lane left lane shifts

• hamster soaked in chicken soup

• shape-shifting slave horse girls that can jump really high

• and many other things! some too fucked up to write down, and most forgotten, those are just the highlights