And what of the boy chimp, the eponymous Diddy. Did he what?

Mencken had a lot of good one liners

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Nixon was smart and ruthless.

Evil, sure, and an alcoholic, but no moron.

I love the kind of software that will actually just kill me

Lol same thing happened to me about 6 months ago. Overheating and/or a failing M2 and system corruption. btrfs got weird and troubleshooting only made it worse.

Antivirus as a thing is mostly dead, or has morphed into more aggressive endpoint protection. In that sense ClamAV is mostly to scan for known malware in things like mail servers. Make sure people aren’t sending malicious stuff, albeit mostly low hanging fruit.

Nextcloud, wikis, or other similar aggregation sites are also a usecase, but again low hanging fruit.

Set up a cron job and have it run periodically, like once an hour / day / week, whatever. Make sure you set up something that alerts you if/when it hits on something.

I was hoping for the Mr robot guy

All things are possible though profound autism and schizophrenia

Assuming JP Morgan, “My pronouns are: Fuck You Pay Me”