You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today because you aren’t a movie producer.

Some of the funniest Dwarf Fortress bugs I remember hearing about:

-Cats were dying of alcohol poisoning because they would walk through puddles of alcohol in the tavern, and then ingest it when cleaning themselves

-A hammerer (dispenser of dwarven justice) didn’t have a hammer, so when they went to punish a criminal, they bit their arm and tore it off, and then went about their day holding the severed arm in their mouth.

Is that Chris Parnell?

In a perfect world, yes, but it’s not always easy to change plans at the last minute.