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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • This reminds me of something I worked on at my last job. I made software to detect plumes of dust pollution from a mining site blowing onto a nearby school and town. The EPA issued fines if they detected too much dust over the town. This system could catch it early for quick intervention.

    After it was deployed, I got a glimpse of their production config. They hadn’t configured the alarms for early intervention. They had configured them so that they could get as close as possible to their allocated limit before they intervened at all. Because, ya know, spraying water on stockpiles of ore is expensive.

    Fucking mining companies, man.



  • My bank apps all work fine. Just keep your physical bank cards on you because Google Wallet won’t work with credit cards, NFC or transport passes. Your gig tickets and membership cards will load fine though.

    You probably don’t want Google rummaging through your purchase history anyway. I certainly don’t miss it.




  • OK, here’s how it happened.

    I was hungry, and I wanted to see the menu for my local pizza joint. I couldn’t find it anywhere.

    I discovered that all their socials linked to a website that wouldn’t load. When I checked, the domain had lapsed.

    Out of frustration, I purchased the domain and pulled the last snapshot of their website off archive.org. It had their full menu as a PDF.

    6 months later and it’s still getting visitors from their facebook page, who are viewing the menu. They haven’t even realised.