I enjoy using semicolons. They’re very useful. I consider them to be a comma-chameleon.

EVERY NOW AND THEN I GOTTA FART

well, who really says “I’m glad you’re as weird as I” ? Might not be room for an ‘am’.

Orwell didn’t know he was also writing about the Entertainment-Industrial Complex.

FTA

McKinsey is to the middle class what flesh-eating bacteria is to healthy tissue.

Holy shit, this writer pulls no punches.

All for the low low price of most of your money, most of your spare time, and most of “the best years of your life”

wow, hold me back.