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  • dragontamer@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneCodpiece rule
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    1 year ago

    Every fake-historian complaining about unrealistic boob armor in fantasy games needs to look up historical codpieces.

    Armor was a status symbol and includes sexualized designs to demonstrate the girth of your penis prowess. If females were in a historical armor setting, I bet you boob armor would have become at least as big a thing as codpieces were.

    I mean, the ancient Greeks painted abs and male nipples in their armor, lol. Gotta be sexy while fighting a war, at least if you are in the back just commanding people. It’s not like these Kings or Generals really saw someone swing a sword at them or needed actually functional armor. It’s just shiny metal proving you had more money than the other soldiers in many cases.