I don’t understand the torture thing, but I think the comment is joking that “bringing in the goat” would mean bringing in LeBron, because he is the G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time)
Edit: found an explanation: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-does-the-salt-water-goat-torture-two-sentence-horror-story-mean-the-viral-reddit-post-explained
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