Must be cold, give it a blanket.

They have a point here, there’s definitely a market for a craft book with a project titled “Kirk and Spock penetrate people with strap-on dildos”.

You napkin heretics will be sorry when our paper towel messiah returns for the Great Cleansing.

Blasphemer. It’ll be created tomorrow and this is all part of the memory implant.

Can’t help but hear/read this in the voice of Richard Ayoade (as Maurice Moss in “The IT Crowd”) from the fire sketch.

Hey, it’s me, that person. I think about that thing you said all the time but won’t bring it up because it’d be awkward.

Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.

I use a fine spray bottle for this fight instead. I mist where OP missed.

Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.