I wish I were her.

Super is so good. The sound design makes everything gel together into a smooth slurry.

But, like good.

Metroid Prime is a masterpiece. The artifact hunt is a bit padding-y, but you’ll be backtracking to get the power-ups anyway.

“You be careful Hank! Alabaster may be little but he’ll mess you up.”

“No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma”

As a filthy Texan. I approve this.

Howdy is fun. It’s funny. Foreigners like hearing it. What’s not to love?

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