Tracks with the overall fascist hellscape that is the TtTE universe…

It works brilliantly for her and her owner donors. Regular people, though? Not so much.

Bernie Sanders but american?

…what nationality do you think Bernie is? Rwandan?

Have you tried giving money to Nancy Pelosi? That’s supposed to solve every problem in the world, and apparently it’s always urgently needed no matter how much money she and her cohorts receive!

And for the rest, it will. First they came for the immigrants…

Reminds me of probably the most pretentious thing I ever did: as a teenager in the late 90s, I tried to learn Russian in order to read Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky in the original 😆

Holy shit, 2 Fast 2 Furious is already 21 and a half years old?!

Danish. Swedish and Norwegian are just failed attempts at speaking Danish, proving once and for all that Norwegians have better language skills since their attempts are closer.*

Finnish is mainly good for swearing away bears and complaining about a lack of saunas.

*(Jk, in case there’s any doubt)

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Professor Jones has been getting a little stricter ever since the divorce…

Sun moonmoon, son.

Fun fact: according to that same chart I have just about the most boring werewolf name possible: Grey Wolf 🤦

This you?

Looks like Zuckerberg needs a “red shell”…

You do know it isn’t mandatory to let it happen, right?

Did anyone tell the DNC? Because they’re sure as hell ACTING like it is…

Seriously, we do not have to abandon our right to revolution

A couple weeks late now. For a popular revolt facing an overwhelming power imbalance, you need to rely on anyone in government being squeamish about massacring civilians.

The new government would rather kill a thousand innocent people than concede the God-Emperor ever being wrong about anything, and the new Senate minority would rather let them than violate procedural norms.

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The much, much, slower cousin of the Peregrine falcon.

Which is, in turn, the much, much faster and slightly wiser cousin of the Peregrine Took.