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The much, much, slower cousin of the Peregrine falcon.

Which is, in turn, the much, much faster and slightly wiser cousin of the Peregrine Took.

The Outer Worlds is pretty much what Starfield could and should have been and was made by Obsidian, the developers behind a ton of other great games such as (in chronological order, with the best of all games ever bolded)

• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2
• Neverwinter Nights 2
• Fallout New Vegas
• Pillars of Eternity
• Tyranny
• Pillars of Eternity 2

There’s even a sequel to it coming out some time this year so you don’t run as much of a risk of running out of game any time soon!

Combination of the aforementioned awful font and a tendency to get words wrong at first glance 😄

That’s an awful font! The readability is so poor that I read “minimalism” as “vandalism” at first glance 😄

“Money goes in, lies go out. You’re not allowed to explain that” - first page of the Faux News employee handbook

I don’t know, but the answer is 42.

a table is feminine in French regardless of if it has a penis or not.

Which most tables in France do, of course.

When you’re G Gordon Liddy? Literally impossible, apparently.

Dude kept comparing things he liked to the SS, even when speaking to American WWII vets! 🤦

KyleMail would be a much better domain than xmail tbh. Especially if your name isn’t Kyle. ESPECIALLY if you don’t even KNOW anyone named Kyle 😁

Other than paying much smarter, more skilled, and generally better people to do stuff and take credit for their work, throwing out random shit and demanding that others make it happen is literally ALL he’s done professionally since he made a Space Invaders clone as a kid. That and self-promoting.

He’s the richest man in the world and also the perfect example of the fact that the ultra-rich don’t become ultra-rich because they’re smarter or more talented or because they just work really hard.

Being rich already; ruthless opportunism at the cost of the health, happiness, and often lives of others; and shamelessly relentless propaganda is how billionaires are made.

5-gauge ham.

Sounds like it would be fired from a hilarious, disgusting, and enormous shotgun.

I like how well you chucklefucks are getting along ☺️

Can anybody explain to me why there is an inauguration fund?

In a word: corruption.

In two words: legalized corruption

In three words: blatant legalized corruption

In four words: United States political system.

The breed of the dog in the picture is called borzoi 😁

Well that part’s self evident 🤷

And we are also born to pet that borzoi snoot 🥰