TragicNotCute

Hot take: I think you might be Jessica.

Smoking penguin is my spirit animal.

My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

My brain on drugs: bad, probably

My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

I’m not thinking about it, but it’s one of my favorites yet. I was a little worried the last time I saw fish that it was a call for help.

Piper? Is that you?

Nope. Just whatever is latest stable.

as environmentally responsible creatures, I suspect woodchucks would encourage the recycling of wood over simply chucking it

If you’re curious what Siri says today when asked.

Studies show that people pick K-9 65% of the time. Just a little tip for everyone to help you win your games.