Completely fine with me.

What’s your opinion billionaires?

Funny, as I’m a staunch environmentalist, and I’m fine with large projects if they have a few things:

• a purpose that serves society (and not just shareholders)
• a plan for mitigating environmental impacts (e.g., and environmental impact assessment --> environmental management plans)
• A compensation and offsetting plan for impacts that can’t be mitigated
• A plan for closure and reclamation

I’m with you on the first half of this; the second half isn’t bad - just never thought of it like that

Anyway, yes, your sexuality and gender ID in my eyes is similar to a food preference/allergy. If I need to know, please tell me! I might have some questions about it so I can adequately manage our interactions without feeding you peanuts, but other than that, you do you. Similarly, I very much hope you have a bit of patience; I don’t often deal with people that have allergies, so while I’m trying to be sensitive to them, I might fuck up.

For when being mindful just isn’t working

You joke, but interventions like this are usually very carefully planned to avoid increased predation risk

Straight neutral answers across the board - make that data as useless as possible

Jesus Christ

Yes I saw that one. And the 2x4 one. The 2x4 one I think they live but it came really close

Yes

Bingo

Aww, I’m really sorry to hear that

You should hear what he says when a black cat crosses his path

I went to catholic school

I’ve seen the Kool aid dick. Thanks internet

…is the speed of a cumshot that reaches its target’s mouth 1 ft away in 0.28 seconds? Assume 6 mls of splooge. What is the transfer rate? If 80% of it hits the target and is immediately swallowed, what is the rate of loss?

I get it. I guarantee you, though, that Linda is having a much, much worse time than you are with the baby.

Nothing like being at ground zero and having nothing work and everyone on the plane judge you.

My kids were pretty good as infants on planes, but every peep they make makes you feel like major inconvenience

Y’know, believe it or not, I get asked that a lot

Is that before or after the queef In a box?

Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.