What I do for pizzas overloaded with toppings is start in the microwave, finish in the air fryer.

I’m also late to the air fryer game, because I didn’t want to keep making"fried" things… Instead I just kept frying things on the stove…

Cards against humanity has a sticker for that

Having watched the Muppets, swedish isn’t too far off, right?

Unfortunately, it’s probably for Bluetooth, as those permissions seem to be linked.

But, for lights, if you’re handy, look into xlights / fpp, it’s the software that some holiday lightshow people use, and it’s great, but involved. Similarly, wled software runs on esp32 chips and can control lights, but again, you need to be handy enough to set it up.

Edit: home assistant seems to have created access to the local API for govee, https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/govee_light_local/ but that still might be more than you want to deal with.

I demand that Janet Juarez have the same pronunciation of the J in both of their names.