“You said you were playing games on your ps5 during the time of the murder? But sir the thing is, how can that be true when the ps5 has no games?”

I mean you can definitely use butter in a bread, it’s just not required

I looked it up because i also always wondered. Turns out bone marrow can replace the butter used to make bread

MY EYES

Look at all those SCROBBLES

Presumably for creatures that are unable to flee, or you want them stationary but not attacking or something

Hey, gore is banned here now

No, you are

That’s the joke, it’s so good everyone will be playing balatro instead of doi g anything else

Thanks christ. I’m sure whatever games were slated for exclusivity are thankful they’ll get some actual players on day 1

Got my dad some old mtg cards on ebay for his 50th

“Can’t you fuck off?”