I bought a 2000 Camry to drive instead of a high end GPU, so yeah I need upscaling. It’ll still be useful in 10 years too.

Funny, I’m in the process of selling much of my Computer Reset pickings for cheap, including my 486DX4 100MHz that I ran Mario 64 compiled for DOS on. It ran at a blistering 3 frames per minute.

The biggest gamble is the one where the kid plays in the middle of a 4 lane highway.

I’m leaning toward a short somewhere, since you said the PSU starts up with the paperclip but not when plugged in to the board.