A bare bear on a bear, bairn.

Fun fact: modern Coca-Cola contains cocaine-free coca leaf extract. Do Coke-flavored Oreos?

Yeah, not the same thing and a couple decades earlier but Wilde’s “De Profundis” is a useful contrast.

Keeping the emacs demons out is even easier. You just need to sleep on a giant closed parentheses.

All the CS researchers I know would tell their younger selves: “spend more time learning the math.”

HEY EVERYBODY! If you look at the last character of every word it spells out “mgolardefunheot”!

FACT: “elderly” is a relative term. A 5-year old considers a 10-year old to be elderly. Therefore everyone is Elderly to someone.

FACT: if you cannot get pregnant, then you are Pregnancy Disabled. (Case 2a: if you can get pregnant but are not currently pregnant, then you are Not Able to prove Pregnancy at the moment. Case 2b: if you can get pregnant and are indeed currently Pregnant, then you are things you are Not Able to currently do that you could before.) Therefore everyone is Disabled Pregnant.

FACT: everyone is the Child of someone else.

THEREFORE: everyone is a member of the set: Disabled Elderly Pregnant Children. Everyone may use this toilet.