Rhynoplaz

Repost. Stolen from an Asian news site in the 13th century.

You’re joking right? … Right?!?

Does nobody courtesy flush? No fan required!

I never forget Talk like a Pirate Day! It’s my daughter’s birthday! 😁

Can’t speak for everyone, but the reason that I care when one of my favorite IPs has a terrible movie, is because the terrible movie ensures that a good one will never be made.

They did a great job with Fallout, and now they are making a second season.

Then there’s Borderlands.

I still haven’t seen it, but I already know that the Borderlands movie I would have loved will never exist.

I used to have a friend that complained that his alarm clock always went off late.

Then we became roommates and I learned that he usually just slept through the first hour of it going off.

Were you expecting a Google employee to notice the issue, think “Uh oh, I better let Moonrise know about this!” and type out an email for you?

Hello friend! I am also live in %LOCATION_NAME%! Send me your phone number and mother’s maiden name so we can be friend!

It’s common for people to get these when their email address is similar to my dad’s and he forgets his password again.

Elden Ring for me. The kids have all played the shit out of it and killed literally everything in the game. I hopped on for about two hours, wandered around aimlessly, died a few times, avoided everything to prevent dying, died a few more times and decided I never needed to do that again.