Everybody knows Ohio is bad.

Oh, you meant the slang term

While not exactly a bouncer, I like Quassel

Make 'em require an online patch to be playable after first install.

Actually, I should shut the fuck up, they might actually hear me

Naw, it’s about pretending to stop cheaters. It’s security theatre, same as the TSA

This is just for him to get a basic feel for the various distros, before choosing one to permanently install; setting up a VM properly is probably going to be too technical

[A day after mainland China invades Taiwan]

“Fuck, why did graphics cards quintuple in price?”

Well I use key-based login for security; obscurity just keeps the network congestion down

So, uh…link?

You can use any port for ssh. When I switched from 22 to 1337, brute force attempts at logging in stopped

I am desperate enough for a Spider-Ham movie

It’s a portmanteau of brotherhood and friendship, with the joke being that they are on a boat

Just make IDs accessible to citizens at low costs

This is where you’re missing it. The point of requiring voter ID in America is to make it as difficult and inaccessible as they can

Portability is nice, it’s the same appeal as having Skyrim on the Switch, except it renders Skyrim and many more games much better than the Switch could ever dream of

The only difference is the words they have to use. They aren’t making this change by choice

I didn’t know Israel had their own Linux distribution

devices with an x86_64 architecture

Sounds like the opposite of what you want; you would want x86_64 code on devices with an ARM architecture.

But I didn’t actually read the article, so maybe that line is poorly worded

Americans pay more for healthcare than any other country, for worse results than any country with universal single-payer healthcare. Moving to the same model as Canada or the UK would mean paying less for healthcare, and getting better healthcare.

Which is obvious once you understand how private health insurance works.

Nice

Right?

If they hate emulators so much, why aren’t they selling native x86 versions?

X forwarding is too much work