Bob

I’m having a mug moment.

Sounds very funny to English ears, as it happens.

Perhaps that’s a $99 discount on the next amount owed?

At least they might become a doctor with handwriting like that.

Median? You want us all to line up in order and compare?

I believe “the gays” used to be offensive, and I did notice that myself but it doesn’t make sense to met that that would be the distinction!

adjectives as nouns are rarely a good sign in general

I don’t think that’s true unless you mean within the context of referring to people or something, e.g. the blacks, the poors. But then stuff like “the rich” and “the unemployed” I don’t really take issue with.