You just woke up. Why are you going back to sleep? You have to get up eventually. So what are you going to do then? That’s the question.

No need for cynicism here. This meme accurately describes how it feels to be on ADHD medication. It is revolutionary and life-changing. Some people need it. Some people don’t.

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I’m fired.

I like the part that points out dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

This is plausible and yes I’d quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

And I’m dying to know, who are the weirdos who get the urge to buy things like that right now? who are those weirdos?

I’m kinda thinking there are no people who feel the urge to buy Christmas things in the peak of summer. It’s all just marketing and placement isn’t it? shame on Costco

If you’re trying to make a gay joke, it landed wrong because I’m a girl.

nah, I’m not going to let that confuse me because it took me years to make some sort of association in my mind to remember which symbol meant what. All I remember is that since I’m a woman and I’m attracted to men, I point to men, therefore the arrow means men. I can’t remember anything else beyond that. other than using the process of elimination to figure out the other ones.

You know that war going on between Israel and palestine? Well some woman’s husband was murdered and she posted a tweet or something that her husband was dead and she was desperate to collect a sperm sample from him before it was too late, and asked if anybody could help.

Of course that’s ridiculous that she would tweet out asking anonymous people for help with such a personal sexual/death matter and I have no idea how it ended up but this post up here is making a joke out of it putting some MILF porn ad photo next to the quote from the widowed wife.

P.S. for all we know, that news article about the woman trying to get sperm from her dead husband might just be twisted war propaganda and a lie. No idea what to believe anymore.