SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
“I do too have a girlfriend! She’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know her.”
“Fake girlfriend from a fake country.”
“You’ve tried the best, now try the rest!”
Ah. The ARMA method of dealing with cheaters and pirates by turning them into a random animal that can’t use guns.
I approve as long as it’s not broken like it was in ARMA and triggers even if you’re not cheating with a legit copy of the game.
The last time I tried to play the originals, the controls were so awful… I would love to have modern style controls with it so much.
“I’m an alpha, what are you?”
“I am the alpha and the omega. Bow before your god.”
Yet another dumbass that doesn’t understand the agreement and how it only pertains to selling keys for games that unlock on Steam at other stores; it has fuck all to do with limiting a developer from releasing games on other stores. Only if you’re selling a Steam key on another store.
Also dune 2?
It’s what all modern day RTS games derive from.
Does the ℹ️ emoji not work for some people or is the i in that box just hard to read? 🤔 You’re not the first to think my name was just “Kolanak.”
Definitly the D.
Doom.
Dune 2.
Disco Elysium.
Dark Souls 1, 2 and 3 as well as Demon Souls.
Dwarf Fortress.
Dark Messiah.
Diablo 1 and 2
Day of Defeat
Dead Space
Death Stranding.
Deep Rock Galactic.
Deus Ex.
Dying Light
And that’s just what I have in my Steam library. There’s so many more D games that are also great.
Peanut butter in the gamer muzzle won’t make me talk tho.
“Buy game” where you own your digital copy and can do whatever you want with it.
We ain’t ever seein’ that one.
Is there also one for rattatatachts?
My Teammates:
“Wtf is that sound?!”
“Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again…”
Me: munches on oats
Now we can not buy their games on Steam, too! 😃
IMO, a lot of them suck as games because they’re not really games in the traditional sense. They are experiences. Or even just art pieces. What annoys me most about them is they are usually touted and tagged as being “experimental” and yet don’t do anything new or unique or anything one could legitimately say is experimental.
Astrology can’t define a person, but maybe astronomy can. Astronomers study space objects way more than astrologists. I bet they actually know how those objects affect our moods and shit.
Back in the day I would use NO CD cracks for games I legit owned because I just didn’t want to have to change discs all the time when switching games.
DRM tends to negatively affect paying customers more than pirates, so I could easily see legitimate owners still using cracks to remove DRM that is causing them issues in their legally obtained game.
Elden Ring. You’ll see the glow of the item way off in the distance, spend all day fighting through shit to reach it and when you finally do…
“Why is it always mushroom?” 😩
Will do. I’m gonna run to the store though; where should I keep my wallet?