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Cake day: June 18th, 2023

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  • I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:

    PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
    MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.

    PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
    MECHANIC: evidence removed.

    PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
    MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.

    PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
    MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget