Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />
, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
Like this.
Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />
, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
Like this.
PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.
PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
MECHANIC: suspect you’re right.
PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
right here
You can download it off the Devs, and it’ll be free, but the UI is about as opaque as a foot-thick wall of lead.
Alternatively, you can buy the Steam version, and that one is way more accessible.
I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:
PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.
PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
MECHANIC: evidence removed.
PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.
PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget
Trucks for the transportation of goods are okay, I guess…
Trucks for the transportation of overinflated egos, on the other hand, are complete wastes of workmanship and resources.
Ships, trains and planes are all cool.
Trucks though…
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