The butchering mechanic is mostly there as a joke. After you do it once, you unlock a much better and friendlier version of recycling your duplicate Pals.

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Funnily enough, a few months back someone at Hi-Rez quietly spun up a Global Agenda server. You can actually go play it with your old account if you remember the login, but there’s usually only like 10 people on at a time lol.

This is the first one of these that I’ve even remotely comprehended.

AAAA was a term said by a single out of touch Ubisoft executive for a single game that wasn’t very good. He was ridiculed for it at the time.

So AAAA means nothing. At all. Stop using it.

Never doubt the snowball effect. Once you do one simple task, it is infinitely easier to do more.

To whoever is reading this, grab the closest silverware/dish/cup/glass next to you and take it to the kitchen.

Right now.

Right fucking now.

Why are you still reading this? Stop reading and do it right the fuck now.

Seriously, stop fucking reading. Go take ONE thing to to kitchen right fucking now you little bitch!

You avoid Sweet Baby because they are “woke”.

I avoid Sweet Baby because every time they get involved the story becomes flatter than an open soda container forgotten in the fridge for a week.

We are not the same.

No mention of a beard. No mention of flowing hair. No mention of a scorpion tail. I think whoever drew this was the one that was high as fuck.