i told them not to invest in DJT

it’s a distinction without a difference.

S or T.

Super.

The.

soap won’t work. Get yourself some goo gone or orange oil. I use medical grade adhesive removers but I just happen to have them on hand and they work great.

require games to buy perpetual licenses for the music?

state university!

sassage (ﾐዕᆽዕﾐ)

hoo boy isn’t it nice not having to make all those excuses anymore?

oh hey I know your dad’s friend in college. small world.

if you’ve got 15 usd to spare it’s a great relaxing timekiller.

I was on a flight where the parents of a one year old brought a big bag of those cheap yellow and red ear plugs and just started passing them around the cabin. We amazingly didn’t need them, but I have never forgotten that gesture. I’m pretty sure the flight attendants gave them all the drinks they wanted just for that.

( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉) the taste

Excuse me putting an onion in my grandfather’s sock overnight cured him of death twice

dont make me tap the sign

this is the internet I don’t learn