Honestly, you should legally be allowed obligated to beat someone like that to death with their own device.

FTFY.

Another zinger!

And “shag?” Really? You can curse on the fucking Internet, Mr. Powers.

Hey hey Felix! Back with your shit takes again, i see!

Another way of seeing it is they’re pissed about a service not working as advertised.

Examples for your reading comprehension impaired self:

So I look at their docs and they state that safari should be able to play 4k full quality (yk, the thing I’m fucking paying for)

On Netflix’s own fcking website it states that edge should be able to play 4k no issue

Obviously they’re the stupid ones for simply believing what the company stated. Next time they’ll know to ask you for your input first!

“You share peesha with meesha…?”

Ark is a masterclass on how to make a video game that’s actively hostile towards its user base.

As a nearly decades long veteran of Ark, I’m beyond familiar with characters that look like an amalgamation of Jabba the Hutt and a russet potato.

I’ve seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We’ve all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson’s that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that’s just every slider at the extremes.

I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best…

Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with “if I’m gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl’s ass.” I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.

ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it’s the better choice by any metric.

I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I’d help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

One day he said he’s got a great joke, but he’s not sure if it’ll work in English, so he’s asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they’re still pretty frisky. Every time they’re finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear “because i miss mine.”

He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it’s still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”

I’m down. This was always more my style. Less pageantry.