Getting pegged currently, im so pegged out right now
Unrelated but I was reading the user manual for a mini chainsaw that I got secondhand, and one of the selling points was “women friendly”, which I found kinda funny
The manual was pretty clearly translated to English, and had plenty of other stuff wrong with it too
As usual, nobody’s having sex with me 😔
You guys are getting sex with your math?
So sad that he’s about to get hit by a train
Don’t let anyone ruin your day
It’s your day
Ruin it yourself!