Dammit, there goes my degree.

HOW DID THEY GET THESE PATENTS APPROVED SO FAST???

I have a patent from a previous job. The initial filing was in 2007. It wasn’t approved until 2010, almost a year after I had moved on to a different employer.

Whenever this guy’s name pops up, I remember Courtney Love, on the red carpet for something, was asked her advice to young actresses. She responded something like “don’t be alone in a room with Harvey Weinstein.” She had an extremely promising acting career, but dropped off the face of the earth after that remark.

Fuck Harvey Weinstein.

95% of all fatal drunk-driving accidents happen in the bathroom, or something…

There have been instances of network-enabled devices updating to put existing features behind a paywall, unilaterally changing the terms of service (can’t use device anymore until you agree to new terms), and simply removing features that you paid for when you bought the device.

Why does a dishwasher need wifi?