My gym motivation is to have a heart attack to finally end the grind for shelter hell and have peace.

If only there was a Girl who was Fit that could, I don’t know, Repack this situation, thus saving us from it…

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

Hey now that’s not fair.

We have a globally recognized national pastime that defines who we are as a people really well.

We lead the developed world in mass shootings.

No one lets their kids shoot their other kids as they gawk and do nothing (except make ad revenue off the coverage) like us Americans. pew pew pew Murica pew pew. 🇺🇸