Ladies and gentlemen, I can now confirm the existence of machines that make severe hurricanes more frequent and likely in Florida! 🤯
I know it’s tough to believe, but bear with me!
Even more shocking, the US government has known about these machines and their impact on hurricanes for decades!
Yet both Republicans and Democrats have spent billions of taxpayer dollars to encourage their use, following intense lobbying from vested interests.
Turns out it’s not as simple as directly changing the weather.
But by emitting an invisible toxic gas (called “carbon dioxide”) into the atmosphere, the use of these machines has raised atmospheric temperatures globally.
This not only leads to more frequent and severe hurricanes, but also affects bushfires, floods, droughts, and cyclones.
I know it’s tough to believe, but I’ve seen these machines with my own eyes.
They’re called “cars”.
And “coal power plants”.
At this point, you’re probably rolling your eyes 🙄
“But AJ, that’s not a conspiracy, that’s climate change.”
Well, it turns out the truth is far more outrageous than any space laser conspiracy.
#ClimateCrisis #ClimateChange @fuck_cars #FuckCars #Urbanism
@jagged_circle
I understand the intent of the post to blame the storms on increased CO2. I have read the elaborate explanations about how increased CO2 can cause bigger storms, but they are inconclusive and faulty. Intensifying and directing storms through geoengineering methods is very straightforward and proven. https://beforeitsnews.com/beyond-science/2024/10/red-alert-this-is-how-they-geoengineer-weaponize-the-hurricanes-2456232.html
You mean greenhouse gasses. There’s more than just CO2