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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED
RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A
FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT!!
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! “ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?” FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE “TORVALD’S TORTELLINI” IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!
yo is this where | get the free as in free beer
IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!
I’ll have the
Steak.tar.tarThat was pretty funny.
I concur.
All my recipes are lgpl.
Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they’d like/use that btw.
Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.
Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though
I think it’s a Linus Torvalds energy
If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?
Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?
the open sauce spaghetti bolognese
If there’s one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it’s spaghetti code.
I don’t have this problem because I use Windows
All your problems were brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends, as advertised in your taskbar.
Pls tell me this is real
It’s a real Tumblr post!
source?
idk, tumblr, a post, in… reality, I guess?
Anyone know if this is real? I can’t find any info, but it sounds really cool
It’s way too nerdy and cool to be real
