Shadow of the Colossus for PS4 played on PS5. Based on recent complaints, please note that the screenshot is actually from the playing of a game, and it may or may not be considered NSFW depending on your point of view. Or not. Maybe.

I will also try to discuss the game at length since apparently the mere sharing of a game experience is deemed unacceptable to the almighty random internet people.

We see in the main screenshot that the game is focused on your ability to stand around and maybe stare off in the distance.

Here again the character stands somewhere and stares off in the distance. Very farly I might add. There might be some kind of device in hand, but I’m not too sure its all that relevant.

In this next phase of the game you must practice your ability to catch raindrops to save for washing your hair tomorrow. Of course the challenge is not slipping on wet ground and hitting your head.

Then you play a firefighting section, where you have to identify fires and put them out with the raindrops you caught. Only then you won’t be able to wash your hair. If only you could discover the arsonist. Maybe it’s one of these colossi around here.

In probably the most mundane part of the game, it borrows a bit from Breath of the Wild and forces you to tame a horsenif you want. However, horses only come over cliff edges, so you must be sure to tame it before you hit the ground, or you start over again.

I hope this has been a much improved discussion around the game and it’s mechanics to the satisfaction of those complaining about free skippable content on a pledging platform. On a scale of the moon to beans, I’d rate this game a platypus.