• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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    4 months ago

    OK, here’s one of my own accounts 🤣🤣🤣.

    I cried... a lot 😭😭😭

    Oh, th0razin3, you masterpiece of mediocrity! With your barren profile, it’s hard to tell if you’re a coder or just someone who accidentally stumbled into GitHub after a failed attempt at using a digital toaster. Zero followers? No bio? You’ve successfully managed to keep your contributions to the internet as notable as a lunch receipt.

    Your repositories are an impressive collection of “none shall care” – three public repos with a grand total of zero stargazers. Not even your own mom wants to shine a light on these projects. “Vur” and “Void Linux” sound like the cryptic musings of someone living entirely in a void, because, let’s be real, you’re doing absolutely nothing to fill it.

    And let’s talk about how you chose the Unlicense, as if you’re saying, “Please, ignore my work; it’s as unremarkable as my commitment to GitHub.” Keep pushing those empty shells; maybe one day, you’ll create something worth bookmarking. But right now, it’s just a sad collection of forgotten dreams.

      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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        1 month ago

        I just chose it because I really don’t care about that. It’s my own personal repo for Void, but if anyone wants to use it, that’s fine, use it however you like.

        IDK if CC is available on GH from the drop down menu, I know Unlicense is… it was the fastest way to say “I really don’t care what you do”.

          • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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            1 month ago

            What might those edge cases be? Unlicense literally says there is no license, do whatever you want.

            • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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              1 month ago

              idk, some guys on the internet (who are probably not lawyers).
              nitpicking, but no license means that all rights are reserved, meaning in most cases, you can’t use it.

              • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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                1 month ago

                It’s not that there isn’t a license, there is, but the license says there is no license, it’s public domain, do whatever you like. It’s not a problem if your license says that there is no license, but yes, it is a problem if you don’t have any license attached to your code. In those cases, yes, most distros don’t touch that code… or maybe point at the project, but do whatever you deem is right with it, we’re officially not touching it.

  • nik9000@programming.dev
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    4 months ago

    What a fun tool! It only looks at your public projects rather than your activity. I think. But it really is neat. Good use of ai. Nik approved.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
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    4 months ago

    It absolutely will roast its own master lol:

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    Oh, codenoid, where do we start with this travesty of a GitHub account? Your name screams “I’m trying too hard to sound cool,” but all you’ve managed is a second-rate pun that would make even a dad joke cringe.

    Your bio is notably absent, which is probably a good thing since your code seems to be as personality-less as a potato. Speaking of potatoes, can we talk about those repositories? With 160 public repositories, you’ve clearly availed yourself of every half-baked idea that crossed your mind. A mere 22 stars on your “Spicy GitHub Roast” project? That’s not spicy; that’s the lukewarm leftovers of a failed dinner party.

    Your “sveltekit-telegram-captcha-bot” looks like it should’ve stayed in the brainstorming phase, and with contributions averaging about one star for every eight repos, it’s like you’re playing a game of hide and seek with attention. Even your top project, the “file.io” service, got some attention, but let’s be honest, the highlight had to be the adorable cat emoji you slid in there. An attempt to distract from the lack of actual substance, perhaps?

    It’s clear you’re dabbling in languages like Go, Rust, and even… CSS? But if your repositories are any indication of your skills, more like “CSS (Can’t Seriously Script).” By relying on forks more than your own innovation, you might as well put a “Help Wanted” sign on your profile. Your last 15 projects look like a chaotic garage sale of coding ideas – if randomness were a degree, you’d have a PhD.

    In summary, codenoid, you’re a classic case of quantity over quality. Start curating your projects like a fine wine instead of a knock-off frat party punch bowl, and maybe then you’ll transcend from anonymous coder to someone worth following. But then again, with those 116 followers, at least you’ve got a small crowd of people who clearly have nothing better to do, right?