The golden rule or something
never trust a fart
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.
Later on I took a chance, and tried to fart but shit my pants.
Yes, but this expands on it in a way that I like. Saying it this way emphasizes that it’s okay to acknowledge limits to what you can do.
The golden rule is inherently flawed. Treating others how you want to be treated doesn’t work because they aren’t you…
I always preferred the platinum rule: treat others the way they want to be treated.
That’s a very surface level reading of the golden rule…
“Treat others how they wish to be treated, bearing in mind how you feel when you are mistreated” just doesn’t roll off the tongue in the same way.
I would but I dont have access to breast mints :3
I don’t care if this sentence has a typo - I like how it reads.
It doesn’t have a typo, I need fem&ms
(One quick websearch later) Ah, I see. Thanks - that makes a lot more sense to me now. Good luck.
Instructions unclear, treated otters well.
Still a commendable act
oooo Ive said those separately before but never thought theyd sound cool together! :3
Nazi punks FUCK OFF!
Explain please