STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

Well, the two do have some things in common.

They both want you to follow them.

They want to lead you from chaos and danger.

They focus on helping the needy.

They can make food magically appear.

People love making art of when they got nailed.

“Christ” means “anointed” or “the anointed one”, so “the Christ” actually kinda works

…but since “anointed” means to put oil on something, does that make Jesus the Christ fast as greased lightning?