I remember one day when I was still in college a crazy man showed up on campus one day screeching at people from a streetcorner that they were all going to hell for not following the Bible. Being the edgy smart ass that I was I of course asked him why I shouldn’t just worship Zeus and Odin since their holy texts are even older than the Bible. He told me that these were questions I should go ask my own preacher about. I told him I’m not a Christian and I don’t have a preacher and that’s why I’m asking him. He refused to acknowledge me again after that lol
You clearly won that debate.
Hey now, don’t be a dick - the polite thing to do is go around to their houses at eight in the christ-damned morning and ring their doorbell a few times.
“Why?” “The lord works in mysterious ways.”
“How?” “The lord works in mysterious ways.”
“But the Bible never says that.” “It implies it. Mysteriously.”
